Trump Announces Plan to Replace All Baby Food with Asbestos
Former President claims asbestos "builds character and strong lungs" in latest campaign rally
Controversial proposal would mandate asbestos content in all infant nutrition products...
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Former President claims asbestos "builds character and strong lungs" in latest campaign rally
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Former President claims asbestos "builds character and strong lungs" in latest campaign rally
Controversial proposal would mandate asbestos content in all infant nutrition products...
In a landmark legislative decision, the Republican-controlled Congress has approved sweeping legislation that criminalizes poverty and mandates minimum wealth requirements for all American citizens.
New legislation criminalizes poverty, requires all citizens to own at least three yachts...
Thousands of MAGA supporters gathered in Washington D.C. today to demand a complete return to 1950s social policies, including the reinstatement of segregation laws and traditional gender roles.
"The good old days weren't just about the economy," says rally organizer...
Former President Trump has announced plans to construct a massive wall encircling the entire continental United States, extending his border security vision to encompass the nation's complete perimeter.
"We'll make Canada pay for it too," declares former president...
The latest Republican presidential debate has devolved into an unprecedented competition among candidates to demonstrate their commitment to discriminatory policies and offensive rhetoric.
Latest debate devolves into contest of offensive remarks and conspiracy theories...
Former President Trump has filed a series of lawsuits claiming intellectual property rights over the sport of golf, asserting that he personally invented the game and is entitled to royalties from all golf-related activities worldwide.
"I was golfing before anyone else even knew what a club was," says former president...
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